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Vertu Signature Cobra
$310,000
This gaudy phone is so exclusive that only eight will
ever be made. Designed by French jeweler Boucheron,
the Signature Cobra is made with two diamonds, two emeralds
and 439 rubies. For buyers who are only filthy rich,
rather than obscenely rich, twenty-six of the less flashy
(read: no rubies) Signature Python phones will be available
for a mere $115,000. Both phones will feature the real
draw—they have frikkin’ snakes on them.
Awesome.